33 thoughts on “How to Get Out of a Headlock

  1. Amarjeet Kaur says:

    my son got robbed yesterday morning by 2 guys. it seems that one of the guy headlock him and punched him in the nose and stole his money and his phone. the laws in malaysia are stupid. you cant even defend yourself with a knife….

  2. ultrakool says:

    but, I digress ;p

  3. Kojii Naz says:

    If you can reach your attacker's penis, start to masturbate him. His sexual excitement will distract him from the headlock, at which point you can run away or kick him in the balls/erect penis; you even have the option of bringing him to climax if you are very forgiving.

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